dissertation writing, n.Definitions

Dissertation writing is like 90% just staring into space and sighing.

Dissertation writing is like homeschooling yourself

Dissertation writing is like doing yoga: you spend the whole time wishing you were in corpse pose.

Dissertation writing is like swimming in quicksand, and other days it's like holding the tail of a runaway horse.

Dissertation writing is like driving quickly down a highway in a terrible fog, trying to read billboards in a foreign language, narrating my adventure to infants.

Dissertation writing is like climbing a mountain in Crocs... keep trudging upward even though you slip every other step and it takes twice as long as you think.