encyclopedia, n.Definitions

The Encyclopedia 1s 2harm is that it knows, and we needn't.

Encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.

Encyclopedia is a collection of mistakes that are without thought adapted from other encyclopedias.

The Encyclopedia is a collection of books which at the moment of printing were incomplete in their collection of all human knowledge, which can be stacked and stood on to reach the peanut butter on the top shelf of your kitchen cabinets.