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Etiquette is learning to yawn with your mouth closed

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Etiquette is the noise you must not swallow your soup with

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Etiquette is the noise you don't make when you eat soup.

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Etiquette is a convenient code of conduct which makes lying a virtue and snobbishness a righteous deed

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Etiquette disapproves of your talking with a full mouth, but not with a empty head.

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Etiquette is French for knowing which fingers to put in your mouth when you whistle for the waiter.

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Etiquette is at once a means of approaching people and a means of staying clear of them.

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Etiquette is a code of conduct where, no matter what state the world is in, the most important problem is which fork to use.

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