euthanasia, n.Definitions

Euthanasia is never having to tell your parents you're sorry.

Euthanasia is suicide by someone else.

Euthanasia is generally more proficient at math and science than euthanamerica.

Euthanasia is a way of putting old people out of their family's misery.

Euthanasia is the art of persuading elderly loaded relatives to bring their wills into effect.

Euthanasia is simply to be able to die with dignity at a moment when life is devoid of it.

Euthanasia is sometimes wise — In certain cases it is indecent to go on living. To continue to vegetate in a state of cowardly dependence upon doctors, once the meaning of life, the right to life, has been lost, ought to be regarded with the greatest contempt by mankind.

Euthanasia is life-affirming--- Out of the very love one bears to life one should wish death to be free, deliberate, and a matter neither of chance or of surprise.