fan (spectator), n.Definitions

A Fan (spectator) is a person studiously dedicated to preventing the improvement of their favorite things

A Fan (spectator) is a device which, at night sounds like somebody big far away goes like: it’sOKit’sOKit’sOKit’sOK, over and over. From very far away.

A Fan (spectator) is a modem descendant of the Dionysiacs of ancient Greece, who would customarily devour the object of their worship.

A Fan (spectator) is a person who tells an actor he is not alone in the way he feels about himself.

The Fan (spectator) is the instrument an artist never learns how to play. They are the part of the story that nobody teaches you.

A Fan (spectator) is a plaything, from whose motion a flirt derives her name, and which serves to hide her face when she ought to blush and cannot.

Fan (spectator) is one who, because of inflated ticket prices, is forced to decide whether to go to the game or send their kids to college.

A Fan (spectator) is a device that is supposed to make you feel cooler, while they actually raise the temperature around.