garlic, n.Definitions

Garlic is the ketchup of intellectuals.

Garlic is the Tom Hanks of dinner - it's good in everything.

Garlic is a stuff that makes a man wink, drink, and stink.

Garlic there is no such thing as a little of.

Garlic is, like perfume, best used with discretion and on the proper occasions.

Garlic is a hardy bulb which blesses and ennobles everything it touches . . . with the possible exception of ice cream and pie.

Garlic is good for flavoring food, but what is good for garlic? The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath.

Garlic is divine, for few food items can taste so many distinct ways, handled correctly, but the misuse of garlic is a crime.