gay marriage, n.Definitions

Gay marriage is none of the government's business — The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.

Gay marriage is most appropriately done between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

Gay marriage is inadvisable on the grounds that the USA has become strong because of its core values, the freedom, individual responsibility and institutions like traditional marriage, which foster common goals.

Gay marriage is (prior to it having become legal), much like retarded people getting together to give each other phds. It doesn't make them smarter, and it doesn't make us married.