gays in the military

is a nonsensical controversy. One should only have to be able to shoot straight, not to be it.

You don't have to be straight to be in the military... you just have to be able to shoot straight.

is a nonsensical controversy whose only benefit is that, come the next draft, we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada.

The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada.

is a nonsensical controversy. It seems odd that soldiers who are fearless in the face of guns, bombs, capture, torture, or death should be afraid of homosexuals.

I have the solution to the problem of gays in the military: Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture, or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly, we should not be used as soldiers... we should be used as weapons.

is a nonsensical controversy. They'll gave one a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.

When I was in the military, they gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.

is a curious issue. It seems odd they'd want in, since one only gets one outfit to wear.

I don't understand why gay people want to be in the military because they only get one outfit to wear.

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gays in the military