lesbian, n.Definitions

A Lesbian is a sleeping bag with legs.

A Lesbian is a mannish depressive with delusions of gender.

A Lesbian is just another damn woman trying to do a man's job.

The Lesbian is the archtypical feminist, because she's not into men she's the independent woman par excellence.

A Lesbian is a quaint euphemism for a woman who resists the intrusion of a man into her private affairs but concurs with his taste in sex partners.

A Lesbian is an ideal house-guest: no mess, short grunts instead of conversation, and they spend most of their time outside chopping wood and smoking pipes.