glasses, n.Definitions

Glasses reminds us that our sight hangs on our ears.

Glasses is false teeth for the eyes.

Glasses is like switching from 240p to 1080p.

Glasses make you look smart, but you fail a test to get them.

Glasses is a paradoxical object in that when one loses them, one can't look for them until one finds them.

Glasses is representative of intelligence despite the fact that you need to fail a test to get them.

Glasses is an article of clothing that makes it so your whole life you're always looking out of a window.

Glasses is an amazing invention which has a huge effect on vision; especially after having been emptied of liquor several times.