graduation ceremony, n.Definitions

A Graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that's entirely end credits.

A Graduation ceremony is where an orator tells the graduating class that the world is their oyster, but he neglects to mention the difficulty of cracking the shell.

Graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success.

A Graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.