grammar, n.Definitions

Grammar makes the difference between feeling you're nuts and feeling your nuts.

Grammar is politics by other means.

Grammar is the slang of prigs.

Grammar is the only domain where you can you be more than perfect.

Grammar is a system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.

Grammar is the structure of language which has led us to think of actions in terms of doers and statements about those doers where in reality 'the doer' is merely a fiction added to the deed. The deed is everything.

Grammar is musical in its punctuation marks. Exclamation points are like silent cymbal clashes, question marks like musical upbeats, colons dominant seventh chords.

Grammar is not difficult to master. All the grammar that any human being ever needs can be learned in a few weeks from a little book as thin as a Ritz-Carlton sandwich.