hamster, n.Definitions

A Hamster is a goldfish you can pet

A Hamster is just a cheek with eyes and feet

A Hamster is an itty bitty bear.

A Hamster is just a bourgeoise mouse

A Hamster is the same pet as goldfish except dry.

A Hamster is just a head with tiny feet

A Hamster is a stress toy with eyes

The Hamster is a great pet. You don’t have to feed them or give them water, then in 3 days they die and you can just get a new one, if you want.