handshake, n.Definitions

A Handshake is just a boneless High-Five.

A Handshake is generally done with one's masturbation hand.

The Handshake is the first weapon of self-defence for any man, but one that had better not be his last.

A Handshake is a suspicious thing. Experience teaches that the man who looks one straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.