Pile Up By The Door

dad joke

is the difference between dressed and being dressed up.

is the difference between looking adequate and looking your best.

is the difference between wearing clothes and wearing a costume.

is a way of letting everyone know you haven't showered.

is something the average man covers his head with, the beggar passes around, and the politician talks through.

A hat is something the average man covers his head with, the beggar passes around, and the politician talks through.

is best worn cocked --- angles are attitudes.