hole in one, n.Definitions

A Hole in one is a stroke of genius.

A Hole in one is an amazing achievement — only a remarkable man can live one down.

A Hole in one is what an amateur golfer gets when he reaches down to get his ball out of the up and his pants rip.

A Hole in one is an occurrence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole on a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

A Hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole.

A Hole in one is not so great — look at all the exercise you miss and all the golfing you're cheated out of.