husband, n.Definitions

A Husband is best when healthy and absent.

A Husband is the most popular labor-saving device.

A Husband is like a government in that he never needs to admit a fault.

The Husband is in an easier role than the lover for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

A Husband is a person who is under the impression that he bosses the house, when in reality, he only houses the boss.

A Husband is one who, as a lover, always thinks of his mistress first and himself second, but as a husband it runs the other way.

A Husband is best when he is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

A Husband is held by keeping him a little jealous... he is lost by keeping him a little more jealous. The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous... the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous. H. L. Mencken.