hypochondriac

40s (age)

is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

's motto is: there is no such thing as just a mole.

A motto for hypochondriacs: There is no such thing as just a mole.

is one who broods over ill-health but never hatches a remedy.

A HYPOCHONDRIAC broods over ill-health but never hatches a remedy.

is one who wants to be buried next to a doctor.

A real hypochondriac is one who wants to be buried next to a doctor.

is the guy who can tell you exactly how many measles he had.

A true hypochondriac is the guy who can tell you exactly how many measles he had.

is one who needs only four words for his tomb stone: See, I told you.

THE hypochondriac had only four words on his tomb stone: "See, I told you."

is someone who won't let well enough alone.