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Immortality is a toy which people cry for, and on their knees apply for, dispute, contend and lie for, and if allowed would be right proud eternally to die for.
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Immortality is a silly idea thought up by a jolly bourgeoisie reflected in all his comfort, that it would be nice if he he could thus vegetate onwards for a blessed eternity.
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Immortality is a characteristic of dasein on the strength of the idea that since we never live our own end, we never, as it were, die.
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Immortality is (i.e. Of the religious variety) a farce, and what's more, an unnecessary one, for we are miserable enough in this life without the absurdity of speculating upon another.
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