interior decorator

pick-up line

is one who never hesitates to do things to your house he wouldn't dream of doing to his own.

An interior decorator never hesitates to do things to your house he wouldn't dream of doing to his own.

is the only one who can go into ecstasies over a bottle when it's empty

The only one who can go into ecstasies over a bottle when it's empty is an interior decorator.

is a person who gets paid for playing practical jokes on other people's homes.

a person who gets paid for playing practical jokes on other people's homes.