japanese (language), n.Definitions

Japanese (language) is Turkish as spoken by Hawaiians.

Japanese (language) is tone-deaf ancient Chinese spoken backwards.

Japanese (language) is, grammatically, Spanish done in reverse Polish notation.

Japanese (language) is like Mexican with all the vowels removed.

Japanese (language) is Spanish written in Chinese characters thrown in a bag and then sorted out without any logical order.

Japanese (language) is 16th-century Chinese, 17th-century Portuguese, 18th-century Dutch, 19th-century French and 20th-century English with an abhorrence of consonant clusters.

Japanese (language) is a language that adopted the world's most complicated writing system, and then made it worse.

The Japanese (language) has fewer sounds than any other language and therefore has to ascribe a lot of meanings to the few it does have. 'Seikan' can mean a sexual feeling, naval construction, can manufacturing, or serene contemplation.