japanese (language), n.All

Japanese (language) is Turkish as spoken by Hawaiians.

Japanese (language) is Spanish written in Chinese characters thrown in a bag and then sorted out without any logical order.

The Japanese (language) has fewer sounds than any other language and therefore has to ascribe a lot of meanings to the few it does have. 'Seikan' can mean a sexual feeling, naval construction, can manufacturing, or serene contemplation.

Japanese (language) is a language that adopted the world's most complicated writing system, and then made it worse.

Japanese (language) is like Mexican with all the vowels removed.

Japanese (language) is 16th-century Chinese, 17th-century Portuguese, 18th-century Dutch, 19th-century French and 20th-century English with an abhorrence of consonant clusters.

Japanese (language) is, grammatically, Spanish done in reverse Polish notation.

I bought a new Japanese carI turned on the radio, I don't understand a word they're saying

American soldiers in the Pacific theater of WWII used passwords with the letter 'L'. Because the Japanese can't distinguish L and R, they would send out words like "Laura" and upon hearing back 'rorra', would "open fire'.

Japanese (language) is tone-deaf ancient Chinese spoken backwards.