job, n.Definitions

A Job is best appreciated by imagining yourself without one.

A Job is the ideal gift for the highschool or college graduate.

A Job is like jail, except with time added for good behavior.

Job is always difficult. If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.

A Job is a state of employment everyone wants but few look forward to on a Monday morning.

A Job is like marriage: after a while you stop noticing anything but its disadvantages.

A Job is a place where you work just hard enough to avoid getting fired while getting paid just enough to avoid quitting

A Job is activities that we do not want, but that we need in order to afford those that we do