journalist, n.Definitions

A Journalist is stimulated by a deadline. He writes worse when he has time.

The Journalist is like a dog... when ever anything moves he begin to bark.

The Journalist is a position of all his own as he has the ability to change people's opinion.

The Journalist is necessarily a kind of morally indefensible confidence man, preying on people's vanity, ignorance, or loneliness, gaining their trust and betraying them without remorse.

The Journalist is one who grows accustomed to seeing evil and letting it pass... proceeding to approve it, and then ending by committing it himself.

A Journalist is concerned with agitating the air ten or fifteen minutes and then boom it's gone. There is nothing tangible of yesterday.

A Journalist is a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them, and whose skill is improved by a deadline.

A Journalist is a person who is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations.