linguist, n.Definitions

A Linguist is a person who can be misunderstood in many languages.

A Linguist is one who can master any tongue, except his wife's.

Linguist is one who masters every tongue their spouse's.

A Linguist is is someone who likes ambiguity more than most people.

A Linguist is anyone who can make himself misunderstood in more than one language.

A Linguist is a talented fellow who has mastered the ability to make mistakes in more than one language