liquor

drinking

is a lubricant only if a man is going downhill.

Liquor is a lubricant only if a man is going downhill.

Liquor is nothing but trouble in liquid form.

is like love. The first kiss is magic; the second is great; the third is usual. After that, you just take off your clothes.

is an insidious habit: you start out by drinking now ard then, and very soon you are drinking more now than you did then.

Liquor is an insidious habit: you start out by drinking now ard then, and very soon you are drinking more now than you did then.

 talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug.

Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug.

is a nice subsitute for facing adult life.

is best straight just as women are best curved.

Well, here, we like our liquor straight and the women curved.