loser

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 some people are born as while others acquire the knack gradually.

Some people are born losers... others acquire the knack gradually. W. C. Fields

is one who is so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading.

Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading .

is an important thing to learn how to become. For it is necessary to be a loser to be a winner.

Learn how to be a loser, because it's important to be a loser to be a winner.

is an innocent bystander who gets killed after a battle by an unexploded shell and then has his name spelled wrongly in the newspapers.

is anyone too incompetent to master the ways of the world, or too proud.

Anyone too incompetent to master the ways of the world, or too proud.

is one who won't make a name for himself anywhere but on a tombstone.

The only place some folks make a name for themselves is on a tombstone.