meeting, n.Definitions

Meeting is the beginning of parting.

A Meeting is where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees afterward.

The Meeting is an indispensable thing when one doesn't want to do anything.

A Meeting is an addictive and self-indulgent activity that large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate

A Meeting is an indispensable tool for when you wish to do nothing

Meeting is impossible between two beings who are not friends, however near to each other they may be. And when friends are far apart there is no separation.

The Meeting is overrated. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing everyone opposing them.

A Meeting is an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.