miser, n.Definitions

A Miser is a faithful watch-dog, guarding the wealth of his heirs.

A Miser is a person who has a spendthrift son

A Miser is a person who lets the world go buy.

A Miser's death is the heir's holiday.

A Miser is a hard person to live with, but he makes a fine ancestor.

A Miser is a person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

The Miser is merely a capitalist gone mad but the capitalist is a rational miser.

A Miser is one who’s perfectly content to let the rest of the world go buy.