missionary, n.Definitions

The Missionary is the divinely provided food for destitute and underfed cannibals.

A Missionary is a sincere, self-deceived person suffering from meddler's itch.

A Missionary is people who make the world safe for hypocrisy.

A Missionary is one who loves the Almighty more than the almighty dollar.

A Missionary is a person who teaches cannibals to say grace before they eat him.

The Missionary is one who is sometimes taken seriously by cannibals, sometimes with a grain of salt.

A Missionary is perfect nuisance who leaves every place worse than they found it.

The Missionary is no longer a man, or a conscience, but rather a corpse, without family, without love, emasculated by his vow of chastity, deformed and impotent, engaged in a stupid and useless struggle with the sacred needs of the flesh, a struggle which, seven times out of ten, leads him to sodomy, the gallows, or prison.