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A Mortgage is a house with a guilty conscience

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A Mortgage is from French 'mort', death, and English 'gag', to choke. A lawyer's invention for choking property to death.

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A Mortgage is paid off over a lifetime, and once you finally own it, there's no one to live in it.

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A Mortgage is how banks enlist would-be property owners as indentured servants for a period of twenty to thirty years or until death, whichever comes first .

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A Mortgage is the financing of homes to provide a little security for a family and a lot of security for the bank that holds the mortgage.

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A Mortgage is a thing which, by the time a family pays it off for a home in the suburbs, the home isn't home, and the suburbs aren't suburbs.