multitasking, n.Definitions

Multitasking is screwing up several things at the same time.

Multitasking is unwise — he who begins many things finishes but few.

Multitasking is reading in the bathroom.

Multitasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

Multitasking is screwing up several things at once.

Multitasking is unwise — to do two things at once is to do neither.

Multitasking is never effective. If you do one thing at a time, there is time enough for everything in the course of the day, but if you do two things at a time, there is not enough time in the year.

Multitasking is a matter of pride these days, in a world where Life is but something to get off our desks, cross off our lists.