old timer, n.Definitions

An Old timer is one who remembers when a juvenile delinquent was a youngster returning from the woodshed.

An Old timer is one who remembers the five-cent cigar but forgets the ten-hour workday.

An Old timer is a person who remembers when the most shocking novels contained asterisks.

An Old timer is one who remembers when buttons were sewn, not pushed.

An Old timer is one who remembers when the kid who got a licking at school, was in for another when he got home.

An Old timer is one who remembers when a quiet evening at home did not include television, dishwasher, stereo, washing machine, and garbage disposal.

An Old timer is one who remembers when all a farmer wanted from the government was a free packet of seeds.

An Old timer is one who remembers when the only fallout a man had to worry about was caused by a hairbrush.