olympics, n.Definitions

The Olympics is about determining the second most athletic country in the world.

Olympics is the only time you can represent America and not have to carry a gun.

The Olympics is the only time when you hear 'Great execution by North Korea' and it seems okay.

The Olympics is an event that it would be far more fun to watch out of shape people compete in.

The Olympics is an oversized sports conference where the nations of the world assemble every four years to bankrupt a host city for the purpose of showcasing the working-age men and women who are contributing the least to their nation’s gross domestic product.

The Olympics is an event where everyone cheers as much for the North Koreans as for their home country's athletes, because it's faily certain that when North Korean athletes don't win, they're executed.

The Olympics is a level of competition that is incredibly difficult to enter, but we can all console ourselves with the thought that we have the same number of Olympic gold medals as almost everyone who has competed in the Olympics.