parade, n.Definitions

A Parade is a decorated traffic jam.

A Parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.

A Parade is an old-people flash mob.

The Parade is man's attempt to make traffic exciting.

A Parade is traffic in disguise.

A Parade is, nowadays, just a glorified commercial for big corporations.

A Parade is an event that looks a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.

A Parade is an event whereby if you follow it, it pauses it, but if you run in the opposite direction, you will fast-forward.