parking ticket

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is best avoided by removing your windshield wipers.

Lifestyle tip: the best way to avoid parking tickets is to remove your windshield wipers.

is like a wife: no man complains about it until he has got one of his own.

PARKING TICKET A parking ticket is like a wife: no man complains about it until he has got one of his own.

is a speeding ticket for going 0 mph where it isn't allowed

A parking ticket is a speeding ticket for going 0 mph where it isn't allowed

is a thing you need to buy to avoid a parking ticket.

You need to buy a parking ticket to avoid a parking ticket.

is essentially meaningless if you're rich. If you're rich enough, a parking ticket is just how much it costs to park there.

If you are rich enough. Parking tickets are just how much it costs to park there.

is universally disliked, expect by the true patriot, for he must rejoice that the system works.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.