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Passover is the Jewish faith celebrating the death of Egyptian kids.

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Passover is basically an Old Testament-themed drinking game

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Passover is a story of an oppressed workforce going on strike

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Passover is a week-long episode of Chopped where the secret ingredients are Matzo, Manischewitz, and tears.

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Passover is not a celebration of real freedom but rather of spiritual slavery, because the holiday comes only from heaven.

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Passover is the most convoluted and violent story about how long it takes to make bread.

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Passover is future, meaning it has not yet occurred and will not until Jesus returns to earth to set up his millennial kingdom, a kingdom he will set up unto his God and ours.

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Passover is distinguished from Christian holidays in that Christian holidays tend to involve home invaders like Santa and the Easter Bunny, but Passover is the get-the-fuck-outta-my-house holiday.

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