penis, n.Definitions

A Penis is part of the male anatomy which contains the brain

A Penis is a blood bag

A Penis is the male sexual organ used to write one’s name in snow.

The Penis is the lightest object on earth. Just a thought can lift it.

The Penis has a useless piece of flesh at the end of it called a man.

The Penis is the primary organ that controls all human male higher mental functions, from emotions, to social interactions, to thermonuclear warfare

The Penis is a kind of pain because they're so vulnerable hanging out there like that and men are so concerned about the way they hang out there like that.

The Penis is given names by their owners because no one wants to be bossed around by someone one doesn't even know.