penny, n.Definitions

A Penny is something we see every day but never look at.

A Penny is only used to avoid getting more pennies.

The Penny 1s 2nly practical use is to prevent you from getting more pennies.

A Penny is a coin that will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.

A Penny is literally worth picking up off the ground for anyone who makes less than $36.00/hr, if one figures there are 3,600 seconds in an hour

The Penny is hated by people because of their hatred for change and also defended by people because of their hatred for change.