Petaphysics is patient, benign, envying of nothing, never distracted, never puffed up.
Petaphysics is enraptured with scientific truth; it supports everything, believes everything, has faith in everything and upholds everything that is.
Petaphysics is the examination of the laws governing exceptions, and explains the universe supplementary to this one.
Petaphysics is a science where correct definitions are equivalent to wrong ones; all religions are on a par as imaginary and equally important.
Petaphysics is, above all, the science of the particular, despite the common opinion that the only science is that of the general.
Petaphysics is patient, benign, envying of nothing, never distracted, never puffed up, it has neither aspirations nor seeks not its own, it is even-tempered, and thinks not evil; it mocks not iniquity.
Petaphysics is a branch of philosophy or science that examines imaginary phenomena that exist in a world beyond metaphysics; it is the science of imaginary solutions.