Philosophy (n.) is a no man's land between theology and science which is exposed to attack from both sides.
Philosophy (n.) starts with something so simple as not to seem worth stating and ends with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
Philosophy (n.) is an unusually ingenious attempt to think fallaciously.
Philosophy (n.) is something intermediate between theology and science.
Philosophy (n.) is what you don't know.
Philosophy (n.) is the No Man's Land between the definiteness of knowledge (which belongs to science) and dogma (which belongs to theology).
Philosophy's (n.) value is to be sought in its uncertainty.
Philosophy (n.) is tasted to teach how to live without certainty, and yet without being paralyzed by hesitation.