poland, n.Definitions

Poland is only cold-blooded animals whose bite is poisonous.

Poland is that bastard of the Versailles Treaty.

Poland is a country that possesses almost all virtues and yet it has avoided almost no errors.

Poland is now a totally independent nation, and it has managed to greatly improve its lifestyle thanks to the introduction of modern Western conveniences such as food.

Poland is the peasant’s hell, the Jew’s paradise, the citizen’s purgatory, the noble’s heaven and the grave of the stranger’s gold.

Poland is a place where, if Bo Derek should walk along the street in nothing but shoes, people would look at her shoes first.