poland, n.All

duck blood is the main ingredient of the Polish soup czernina.

Poland is now a totally independent nation, and it has managed to greatly improve its lifestyle thanks to the introduction of modern Western conveniences such as food.

Poland is only cold-blooded animals whose bite is poisonous.

Poland is the peasant’s hell, the Jew’s paradise, the citizen’s purgatory, the noble’s heaven and the grave of the stranger’s gold.

Poland is a country that possesses almost all virtues and yet it has avoided almost no errors.

Poland is a place where, if Bo Derek should walk along the street in nothing but shoes, people would look at her shoes first.

Poland is that bastard of the Versailles Treaty.