praying, n.Definitions

Praying is a culturally acceptable way of complain ing.

Praying is the most odious form of concealed narcissism.

Praying is not something done by common people; they only beg.

Praying is, when praying for help, like calling 911 and being put indefinitely on hold.

Praying is to dream in league with God, to envision His holy visions.

Praying is asking that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

Praying is when you talk to god. not to be confused with schizophrenia, which is when he talks back.

Praying is the highest pathos of the infinite, and yet it is comic, because in its inwardness praying is incommensurate with every external expression.