psychoanalyst, n.Definitions

A Psychoanalyst is one who believes in his own dreams when he's asleep, but in yours when he's awake.

The Psychoanalyst is one who picks our dreams as if they were our pockets.

The Psychoanalyst is the father confessor who likes to listen to the sins of the father as well.

A Psychoanalyst is one who can always find something wrong with you if there is nothing wrong with you.

A Psychoanalyst is a person who reads between the lines even when there is nothing there.

The Psychoanalyst is a position whereby nothing is self-evident. His status, his habits, his reference, and even his place in the world, nothing is obvious: Nothing is self-evident at all.

A Psychoanalyst is a man who, when a beautiful oversexed woman is lying on a couch, does nothing but talk to her.

The Psychoanalyst's function is definitively not self-evident, neither in his status, his habits, his reference, nor even in his place in the world.