quarrelling

dad joke

is natural --- a married couple is well suited when both partners feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

A married couple are said to be well suited when both partners feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

is the fault of both parties --- Iron doesn't rattle alone.

is best never done in front of company . . . and two is company.

Never quarrel before company, and always remember that two is company.

is unwise --- the best armor is to keep out of gunshot

is best resolved with sex --- The difference is wide that the sheets will not decide.

The difference is wide that the sheets will not decide.

is an activity requiring two parties --- when one will not, two cannot quarrel.

is never wise --- when you're arguing with your wife, make absolutely sure you're right - and them let the matter drop.

When you're arguing with your wife, make absolutely sure you're right - and them let the matter drop.

is vital to marriage --- The fights are the best part of married life. The rest is merely so-so.

The fights are the best part of married life. The rest is merely so-so.