recycling, n.Definitions

Recycling is the liberal version of praying, useless and wasteful.

Recycling is a giant placebo.

Recycling is just a Band-Aid

Recycling is just basic adult hygiene.

Recycling is like smoking filtered cigarettes.

Recycling is like taking painkillers. You don't feel the pain, but you also are diverting focus from getting better.

Recycling is just the last part of the "reduce, reuse, recycle" equation, with the other two steps being vastly more important. Consume less. Be less lazy.

Recycling is just a fancy term for stacking garbage in your kitchen and forgetting to take it to the curb every week.