running, n.Definitions

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom.

Running is distinguished from jogging in that runners run because they love running, while joggers jog because they love cake.

Running is like listening. Everyone knows how to do it; few give it the time it deserves.

Running is an done by people who don't know we're not food anymore

Running is flying. When you walk, one foot is always on the ground. When you run, most of the time you are actually airborne.

Running is to be measured differently depending on your goals. If you want to be faster, measure runs in minutes and seconds. If you want to be thinner, measure your runs in cheeseburgers and doughnuts.

Running is a sport where professionals spend a lot of time running in order to run for as little time as possible.

Running is best done alone If you want to clear your head, in a pack If you want to be stronger.