senator

person

is usually a man who has risen from obscurity to something worse.

A senator is usually a man who has risen from obscurity to something worse.

is best entertained in this fashion: just sit down and listen.

The best way to entertain a senator is to just sit down and listen.

is one who always examines an issue after he's reached a conclusion, and investigates a problem after he's made up his mind.

Senators always examine an issue after they've reached a conclusion, and investigate a problem after they've made up their minds.

is a call center operator with her own driver and stationery.

senator, n. A call center operator with her own driver and stationery.

is a real blowhard --- there's only one person who can speak louder than a senator, and that's another senator.

There's only one person who can speak louder than a senator, and that's another senator.