Put You To Sleep

sermon

is best when it has a good beginning and a good ending, and then places the two as close together as possible.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns

 should never be preached until it is soaked in prayer.

A sermon should never be preached until it is soaked in prayer.

is easier to preach ten of than it is to live one.

Sermons It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

 lips take up, even when the mind is elsewhere.

is a long talk about sin, with the minister always against it.

A sermon is a long talk about sin, with the minister always against it.

is a long monologue which gives the speaker a chance to tell people where to get off without fear of being insulted back.

a long monologue which gives the speaker a chance to tell people where to get off without fear of being insulted back.

is one of the last forms of public discourse where it is culturally forbidden to talk back.